Wednesday, 1 July 2015
Thursday, 18 June 2015
Monday, 15 June 2015
Now, son, your mother tells me you're one of those homosexual types.
That's come as a big surprise to me, because all the town has been talking about you being the one who knocked-up Cindy-Ann.
I was kind of hoping that was the case, but I guess I got it all wrong.
I'n not saying I understand any of this, but you know in our deepest hearts we love you.
And as Mother always says, it's better to give than to receive.